Bored Defender

What do you do when you're team is doing really well offensively and you're stuck playing defender for one really long quarter?

First you practice your whistling.

Then you stretch it out.

Then you notice your mother photographing you, give her a dirty look, and hold your hand up so she'll STOP. But she doesn't.

Then you do a little dance and kick some dirt around.

Then you decide you might as well practice your batting for t-ball.

I'm pretty sure that one would have been a home run.